Crazy? Yeah, crazy like a coyote.

What am I going to do for work when I get there? That's probably the most asked question I get when people hear of my plans.

To be honest, I still don't have much of an answer. And that worries me quite a bit.

But I stumbled across this today and it picked me up a little bit. Yeah okay, it did so mostly at the expense of you people here in the States. Nevertheless, maybe there's some hope for me. Suddenly I'd like to think I know what I am doing.

Your's truly,

Wile E. Coyote
Super Genius

A quick update and a quick rant

Again, for you "Produce Department" fans, all episodes have been located as well as some great extras for the DVD. No idea when it'll be completed, but hang in there. It is everything you ever thought it was and worse. I think I have a temporary neck spasm from all the cringing I've done watching these tapes.

Completely unrelated, check out this article from the New York Times Magazine that a friend passed along.

I'm not in any position yet to agree or disagree with anything the writer said. Heck, I won't even be in the same country. But for those of you worried about our increasingly "socialist" tendancies here in the US, you ought to give this article a serious look and consider the following point:

There is another historical base to the Dutch social-welfare system, which curiously has been overlooked by American conservatives in their insistence on seeing such a system as a threat to their values. It is rooted in religion. “These were deeply religious people, who had a real commitment to looking after the poor,” Mak said of his ancestors. “They built orphanages and hospitals. The churches had a system of relief, which eventually was taken over by the state. So Americans should get over ‘socialism.’ This system developed not after Karl Marx, but after Martin Luther and Francis of Assisi.”

I am constantly irritated with this rush to label increased social-welfare as "socialism." Call it what you will, but refusing to help your fellow man strikes of serious hypocrisy from a group often (but not always) associated with "Christian values."

I am on the verge of a serious rant here. But it is late and I need some sleep. I also don't want to alienate anyone. At least not yet, anyway. If you get a chance to read that article, feel free to share your thoughts here.

I might be getting the hang of this after all

Ok, I'm finally starting to find some empty boxes here. I spent a good part of this holiday weekend emptying out old boxes and files. At the same time, I've created a monster project for myself somewhere down the road. I finally went through several boxes of old video tapes. These tapes were full of school projects and family events. Of all the tapes I gathered up, I found I could pitch about 1/3 without hesitation. Others needed a quick scan to see if the label was actually correct. The rest, however, are completely unlabled. That is so like me to do that. This evening I drove in to work and started digitizing some of tapes. Some are keepers, but a lot of the more cringe-worthy performances are now relagated to the scrap pile.

For those of you familiar with the legendary MUTV program "The Produce Department," expect the long-awaited DVD sometime in the next year, complete with bonus footage. I have yet to find Episode 2 which features the infamous (although rather appropriate) bathroom sketch as well as the teacher sketch. I hope that it is on one of the unlabeled tapes. If not, the project may be in jeopardy. If anyone has any information on this video, please let me know.

By the way, for those of you following along, drop me a note sometime and let me know where you're from and what you do. Any of you go through a similar move? Any tips on preparing?

And finally, here's one for you "Produce Department" fans. It isn't the original Young-Holt Unlimited cut, but it'll have to do for now.

Wack-Wack - Maynard Ferguson

Impossible Germany

It has been a while since I've posted. I can't say I've accomplished much more since dropping the news at work last week. I still have furniture and a bicycle to get rid of. I am still surrounded by a whole lot of useless stuff. And I still can't stomach throwing away so many things. I hope this is easier when She arrives in 2 weeks. I will truly be putting her German efficiency (her words) to the test. The point of this blog isn't to rant about my stuff. I really look forward to settling in after the move and writing about my experiences abroad.

As I mentioned, She arrives on the 4th of June. During that time, I'll wrap up work and we'll do our best to get my things down to the barest of essentials. In the middle of June we'll head out to California to visit family, attend a friend's wedding and enjoy some vacation time alone. Not knowing when I'll be working again, it may be a while before we have a real vacation. It will be a bittersweet time, saying goodbye to friends and family and favorite haunts. I guess this is just a preemptive apology for what will probably be a small amount of posts during that period.

To Her: I know I will never master the language but I will try my best. I know I will occasionally be overwhelmed or confused with certain customs. And I know I will get frustrated. I just hope that you have the patience to deal with me during these periods. I will listen to you. Please listen to me. Help me when I need it but let me learn from my mistakes as well.

This is what love is for
To be out of place
Gorgeous and alone
Face to face
With no larger problems
That need to be erased
Nothing more important
Than to know someone's listening
Now I know you'll be listening
-Wilco "Impossible Germany"

In the meantime, check out the music player from Lala.com. Seems like a cool site for my purposes. At the very least, it'll allow me to post up songs legally. I only intend to add to it when there's something relevant to the blog. Let me know what you think. If I could, I'd rather just post an mp3 for you to download, but I'm pretty sure that's a big no-no. If you know of a better solution than Lala or the yahoo music player let me know.

Impossible Germany - Wilco

Painting by Numbers

Cross another one off the list. I just gave my one month's notice at work. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't looking forward to this day. I think most people I work with would tell you I haven't been happy there for quite some time. Over the past few months the job has felt more and more like factory work. Less about creativity and more about repetition. Quantity over quality. All of us recognize that we aren't doing award-winning feature film production. It is direct marketing advertising after all. Make the phones ring, get those leads.

But along the way we've forgotten a little bit about what made the job enjoyable. In order to bring about greater consistency, new ideas often get dismissed instantly because someone didn't "get it." It was the old gung-ho attitude that often brought out the best of our creativity. Admittedly at times we may have had too much freedom. But whether or not an idea got used in a project, it often brought a spark to the team that might pave the way for more creative solutions and treatments down the road. I miss the days when we built on each other's ideas or tried to one-up the previous commercial. Frankly, we've been reduced to this one from James McMurtry:



That said, I'd be remiss if I didn't thank everyone for the opportunity I've had there. It doesn't seem all that long ago when I nearly lied my way into some freelance work with them. I learned an awful lot from two veteran editors who had seen it all before. They gave me the opportunity to learn the necessary skills while also letting me stretch out and do some some pretty fun creative work. I hope it isn't too long until you guys get to do what you want to do once again. I also want to thank the producers I've worked with over the years. Especially those that pushed and helped me come up some of our best work together. The best part of my job was always the collaboration between the producers and my fellow editors. To those calling the shots, ease up. Have some patience. Allow a little more independence and have some faith in what your production staff can do. You might be surprised.

Some friendly advice

It is Mother's Day and I'm pretty sure Mr. T still pities the fool who doesn't treat his or her momma right. Here's proof.





Happy Mother's Day!

Feeling thankful for the small things today

Well, that's it. 33. Yesterday I picked up some copies of my birth certificate and was reminded that my dad was 33 years old when I was born. Not sure if that falls under the ironic category but it certainly raised an eyebrow.

I won't get too philosophical here. It would be quite easy to do so after the six beers my sister generously provided.

Nevertheless, I just wanted to say thanks to my mom and sister and all my friends and family who support me in this upcoming adventure. It really means a lot and I look forward to seeing you all sometime in the new Old World.

Cracker: "Happy Birthday To Me (live)" [mp3]