Showing posts with label Germlish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Germlish. Show all posts

Monday, October 26, 2009

Getting to the bottom of it all

I saw this yesterday in Severinsstrasse and couldn't keep from laughing like the 10 year old boy I can sometimes be.  Then again, because the place sells jeans, I'd like to think they are in on the joke.



It also reminded me of another one I saw month's ago and forgot to post.  Consult your urban dictionary if you need help with this one.



If I am invited to celebrate a private party there, I guarantee you I will not be using the back entrance.


Monday, August 24, 2009

The rumors of my (blog's) death have been greatly exaggerated

... or so to paraphrase Mark Twain.

Sorry I've been gone for a bit. Enjoying summer as much as possible while still attending school everyday. I haven't run out of topics. I have a mess of ideas to put down here when I've got the time. In the meantime, here's a quick one I've been wanting to start up.

I just finished up my second session of school at the Volkshochschule (VHS) today. It is located in Sulz. It's a nice neighborhood in the southwest part of town. Nearby is the University of Köln. I think I read over 40,000 students attend. It gives the neighborhood a younger feel. During breaks at the VHS I usually walked around a few blocks in pursuit of fresh air and an occasional coffee. For weeks I've been wanting to take a few photos to post here but I never got around to it. Since today was my last regular day in Sulz, I decided I had little choice.

You'll see English words everywhere here. Nearly everyone speaks at least a little bit of English and I guess somehow using it in ads makes products seems cooler. Here's a few examples of ill-advised uses of the language, henceforth referred to as "Germlish." Your opinion may vary.


Arson Hairfactory. Someone please check this guy's insurance policy.


Sorry for the lo-quality shot here. You may have to click on the image for a larger photo in order to get the "joke." If you don't get it, you didn't miss anything. I pass this each day on the way to class.

No gross misuse of English here. But I think "nerd" in English = "nerd" in German.